In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.