Chocolate Puns

Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

Chocolate Puns

What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.