Chocolate Puns

Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

Chocolate Puns

I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.