I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
