What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.