Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate