Chocolate Puns

Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

Chocolate Puns

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!