What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"