What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
