What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.