Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.