What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.