What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
