How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE