If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.