What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.