Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.