What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.