I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.