Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
