If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.