Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.