Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
