What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”