Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.