Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.