What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.