What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.