What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger