What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.