What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”