What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.