What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.