Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
