If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
