What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!