What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.