Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.