What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
