Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!