What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.