What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!