Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.