Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.