Bread Puns

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Bread Puns

Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
You knead me in your loaf.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.