The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.