Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.