The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!