Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
You knead me in your loaf.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
