Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
You knead me in your loaf.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.