Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You knead me in your loaf.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.