A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
You knead me in your loaf.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
