Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."