Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!