How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well