One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!