How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?
Avocadonts.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
