What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”