What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”