So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.