Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
Time to celery-brate.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
I hope for world peas.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
Keep calm and carrot on.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
I think therefore I yam.
This foundation is rock salad.