What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.