What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.