People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.