National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."