Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.