Salt Puns

Salt is the flavor of life... and laughter! Add some spice to your puns with our very own Salt Puns!

Salt Puns

What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?‬
Seasonings greetings.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.