Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.