When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
