Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
You don't know jack-o-lantern
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!