What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
