I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
