What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Join us for a slice of fun.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.