What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Join us for a slice of fun.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.