Pizza Puns

Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

Pizza Puns

Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?