How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
