Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”