Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.