If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.