What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.