Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry