You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
