Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.