Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.