Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...
But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
I'm going to start a hummus brand that comes in really difficult to open containers.
It's gonna be called 'hummus posta eat this'.
Predictive Text
It's the scurge of the hummus rice.
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
I've been on a real hummus kick lately, so as I came home from work tonight, my sister says to me "You're always bringing home hummus now." To which I replied, "Hummus where the heart is!"
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
So I was standing in the grocery store comparing the prices of a couple packs of hummus when my roommate came up to me and suggest the off brand roasted red pepper kind to which I replied:
"Ya, I'm not really sure about that brand. They seem to be very hit and hummus for me."
He was not impressed.
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..
And now I filafel.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
Did you get a side of hummus?
It's a hummuside.
What's the difference between Hummus and Humus?
"mmmm"
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically.
Buy the dip.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Where did Vegans come from?
Hummus Sapiens