What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
