Hot Dog Puns

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Hot Dog Puns

When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.