Fruit Puns

Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Fruit Puns

What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.