What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.