Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.