What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.