Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.