Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
