Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.