My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.